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Snowed InSnowed In
It was a cold and snowy day. Kailieoh was at BJ's house for the day. BUT!!!! They were snowed in! Can they survive?
"BJ! What are we going to do?!" Kailieoh yelled.
"I don't know! Maybe we should panic!"
"BJ, you're not the one who has to worry! I'm the one who's trapped inside your house! And your house is BORING!!!"
"Well let's find something to do! QUICK! Before we die of boredom!"
"What should's we do?"
BJ scratched his red hair covered head.
"I don't know, Kailieoh. I don't know. No wait! I DO know! Can I draw a face on the back of your head?"
"Why would you want to do that?"
"Because your head is completly bald and I have an urge to draw on it. PLEASE!"
"BJ! I'm not gonna let you draw on my freakin' head!"
"Well! Be the King of Boring if you wish! I'm gonna have some fun! In the snow!"
BJ went to put on his snow pants and winter coat, but he was too stupid to remeber he couldn't even get outside. He came downstairs in his winter gear and bolted for the door.
"Uh, BJ, I
Teenage TaoismGiving birth is the closest I’d ever felt to dying.
Before that, my near death experiences had consisted only of my silent announcement of pregnancy—silent, being that my social media accounts were all deleted almost simultaneously and I never returned to school in the fall, saying without really saying that I had caught the malicious disease of “teenage pregnancy”. I’m sure the whisper spread in the hallways like the Bubonic Plague. That September, sitting at home on what would have been the first day of my senior year, I imagined friends I’d never talk to again saying “she was only seventeen, and so full of life!” at my absence in the cafeteria tables, as if they were attending my funeral instead of talking about me behind my back.
"Full of life," I had snorted then, folding a never ending stream of what had once been my own baby clothes. "Literally."
I walked around like a zombie for the months of my pregnancy, deciding t
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